Nerdmare

Last night I went to a meeting of the minds more or less. These guys were high players in Columbus and here I was the recent college graduate with a business and another one on the way. I was the only one there who uses a pc and not a mac and I was also the only one without an i-phone. I was completely out of my element and it was like panic. The conversation was so well intertwined about things in Columbus and I was like *eats cheese square*. GOOD GOD WOMAN, am I not a young professional??? Have I fallen off the map?????
That whole idea and panic sensation carried into my dream world in which I had nerdmares. I for some reason had designed Justin's new site and people were asking "you aren't going to keep it that way are you?" or "Looks kinda first rate" and I was like NOOOOOOOOOO!
So other than that you guys can check out my testing ground for blog backgrounds. I change the background once or twice a week and I test out color schemes and formats. Which in this case is a way for you all to preview in a more direct way. Currently I am testing out a few steampunk inspired ones. The ones I like will go up in the shop the ones I dont like you will only see once on the blog and probably never again.

Go Clem Racer Go!

I've started putting up the new stuff in my shop. If you guys notice I added two blog backgrounds and there is more on the way. You can expect to see new banners and new banner sets also. So that gives you a bigger chance to expand from blog to shop. I also going to put back up the listing for card design and a few other goodies which is also a general plus.
I got my package from Auntie Dis today and loved my candle! I even left her some feedback that went a little something like this:
"Oh, whats that? Amazing? Oh yes it is very amazing. I love the way my bedroom smells and the way she gave me extra goodies and I also love her so that works too. Amazing and if you dont agree something is wrong with you....horribly wrong with you."
So that means its the honest to Clem truth on how awesome it is. I got a sample of the Sweet Orange and Chili Pepper and when this Cactus Sea Salt runs itself down that will be my next grab.

For the fishes

I just broke my ipod shuffle charger. Which leaves me the opitions of a. buying a new one or b. shelling out 56 dollars and going to the pawn shop and grabbing my ex's ipod touch that I bought for them oh way long long ago.Decisions decisions decisions.
In other news how is everyone?
I got that gig in Arizona doing posters/flyers for bands but its kinda lame. The guy has no idea what he is doing or how to go about it. I spent 25-30 mins the other day fixing someone elses photoshop mistake and then its like the ugliest piece of design work. But thats not my place. All I know is that when someone doesn't know what they are doing it makes it harder to do what you do.
In more exciting news(things dont make me gd monkey balls)I am working on operation blog backgrounds and they are looking pretty nice. Now all I have to do is actually put them up on etsy for you guys to like buy them or see them.

Here is a little preview of one of the backgrounds:

I can't get any better...oh wait I can!

So whilst being awesome and people bathing with my soap which you can buy here , something amazing happened. The world opened up and spawned the most deliciously cute bracelet from the depths of panda heaven.


ALL HAIL JUPITA! The pandas cried as the bracelet flew up into the heavens of the world and became the must have fashion accessory for everyone and anyone! As the pandas took one last glance at the beautiful bracelet as it left its home a tear rolled down their awesome faces and turned into brownies and diamonds!!!!!!

Okay, first of all Jupita mad love to you for this. I never considered myself fashion forward but now I am...and I will rule the world *muahauahauhauhauahuahauhauahuahauhauahuaha* Moo goo goo guy pan!!!!!
Lmao, thats my cry of evil.
Now if I didnt know any better I think this makes Jupita the awesomeness on my arm since HeathensHearth is the awesomeness in my shower. Its like the world is filled with some much awesome and I cant contain it! My world is exploding into digital orgasms of amazing and its all from you guys!

Also buy my soap! And buy Faeried Treasures soap and then sit in the tub with both of them and then rub them on yourself and then when you get done with that you are going to be dirty in a clean way and its the only way to get clean!!!!!

I have to think of something magical in return...like lucky charms but cooler!!!!

Tuesday was yesterday right?

Lol, sooo someone definitely didnt write a blog the past two days and for that I am going to look for this video to explain why I did or did not:



Exactly!!! Amazing!!!!
Lol, anyway here is a new banner for you Love Bones :D
ALSO HeathensHearth is having an amazing sale. None of which involve my soap but still an amazing sale. Also if a person were to buy lets say 1 bar of the clem and then 55 other people bought 1 bar of the Clem it would be awesome...and help feed a diabolical plan like none other...




Also while we are on the subject of Heathens Hearth I was given an award like a bajillion days ago...
7 things I love
1. My Family
2. Money
3. Naughties
4. Pepsi
5. Soap
6. Food Stuffs
7. Water (in lake/ocean/fountain form not that bottled bs)

As you know I should tag like 7 people but I dont want to :P

Okay Yeah

I did not post the rest of the tutorial yesterday as everyone has noticed and if not then *shakes fist at you*. Also Saturday was my 100th blog post. YAY, lol. I am just dragging abit of arse as of late. A funk I am sure I will get out of. Doing my real life job, My Etsy Business, My other etsy business, lol and my freelance writing gig is starting to take its toll. Which is odd because for all versions of what I do I pretty much have to sit on the computer all day. Well today maintenance finally fixed everything at a classy 8am in the morning which when you go to bed at 3am is not such a great time to wake up to.
I filled out my college loan shotna in order to avoid them raping me with a late fee. Lol, oh school why did you cost so much. 9 more years and 9 more months and I can say goodbye to you...unless I become a millionaire then you could kiss my arse today. *Stops and listens to her neighbor blaring a ton of music*
Lol, so this is how I am starting out my day. Post office magic followed by business banking hold the lame sauce. Lol, I have to run to chase sometime too. GAH. I think by now everyone in general has run themselves a wee bit ragged which is okay with me because then we can all go crazy together :D. There could be like an Etsy insane asylum.
With that thought I leave you...I cant remember if I have a banner to go here or not. I know I have some but they are all holiday themed. Womp womp

Requested Tutorial Day One

Last month Inkihandmade put in a request for me to show how to build a website. Which is a huge request. Lol, especially for one blog.
Warning!!! If you have not done my other tutorials or are not familiar with photoshop this will sound like nonsense. Take the time to do my other tutorials if you have not.
So I figured out a way to do a many tutorial but it would span into next month oddly enough and take over the tutorial that month so for all of you I present:
Web Design mini-course:

HeathensHearth was awesome enough to let me use them as a guinea pig for this little experiment so here are the files for you guys!










Alrighty first step is to:
Make a new folder on your desktop background:



Next make two new folders inside of that folder:


Name one source and one images.
Your source files will contain things like your photoshop files or flash files. Your images files will contain all jpegs, gifs, and whatever have yous.


After we get that all squared away lets open up photoshop and create a new document. The measurements for this document should be 750x100. Which is about 10 pixels short of an etsy banner:


From here lets create a new layer and get all of our other files open. You can do this by:
a. going through file>open>"file name"
or
b. drag and drop the files into photoshop


Now that we have our files open lets drag them into the open photoshop document. If you are unfamliar with this step see my other tutorials:


From here lets close all those other guys out and save this booger. We are going to save it in the "source" folder we created earlier under "banner" After that lets start changing the size of these layers.
You can do this by(from layer sizing tutorial)
a. hitting ctrl+t and clicking and dragging
or
b. going into edit>free transform>and dragging:


After we get everything sized the way we want it lets merge those layers to save on some space.
You can do this by
a. hitting ctrl+e
or
b. right clicking on the layer and selecting merge layers:


If you like the way everything looks from here you can skip the next two steps. I personally love to add on a bit of texture to things so I make a duplicate of the layer
You can do this by
a. right clicking on the layer and selecting "duplicate layer"
or
b. clicking on layers at the top and selecting duplicate


From here we select "Filters" from our top bar of photoshop. You can randomly pick anything you like. Photoshop allows you to change the option inside of the setting.


From here I personally select "Paint Duabs" like 98% of the time. I can toggle the numbers to change the size of my brush or the amount of detail I have.


After that I hit okay and head back into photoshop. I go to the opacity button and change the number (from my watermarker tutorial)This gives the layer more texture and feel and it doesnt just look like plain pictures but works of art.


Okay make a new layer and select the shape tool. For this particular exercise we are using the rectangle tool but if you prefer to use a funky shape be my guest but it will hurt you in tomorrows portion.


Now from here you can leave it whatever colored you made it or change it with styles. I have a huge library of styles and some of you might. So for this tutorial you might have to stick with a basic color. If you have a ton of styles this will be a snatch for you.
If you dont have a styles panel open go to "window>styles>and select it" from there your styles panel should open.


Depending on what you decide to do it really doesnt matter but for this step we are going to duplicate the layer with our shape on it to make sure that we have the exact same shape in the exact same position. This will come in handy for our navigation of the website. After you have duplicated the layer if you are using styles you can select a new style or if you are not you can just use the paint bucket tool and change the color.


From here we want to select the text tool. Pick a font you like and add words to the bar we just created. The easiest way is to just line up the words with the picture. So pick 4 words and lets get those babies on our page:


Notice that I created a new layer for all of the text. This allows me to move everything by piece instead of in a huge layer that I might need to edit later due to spelling or me not favoring one thing. If you put the text on separate layers it will also help you.



From here lets select all of those text layers we just made (or for some people layer) and right click on them and hit duplicate.
If you dont know how to select several layers you can:
a. click one layer and the hold the shift button and select the others
or
b. Just drag around the layers and select them all


Once we get those guys duplicated lets change the color of the text. This will help us also when it comes to creating separate forms of navigation.


From here lets do a nice toggle on our layers. Lets turn off the eye on our original text layer and on one of our layers that has the rectangle(our shape that you picked) and see how our navigation system looks. The one that is all of your original text layers and rectangle that you turn off can be used to represent our inactive buttons (will explain tomorrow) and our active buttons will be the reverse. Look at this combination's now and decide if you like them or not.From here we can add the name of our site. In this case I used "Heathens Hearth"

From here I personally find the text hard to read so I add a white rectangle behind it and fade it to make my text more readable. Depending on what you have done and your color choices you can toggle or mess around until you feel safe with your choice.


From here its just saving out. Now remember that you turned some layers off and on. Keep this combination and lets got to file>save for web or devices
or in older versions of photoshop its
file> save for web
and in even older versions of photoshop
you have to flatten you image



Take a look at your panel on the right hand side and make sure it is set to "jpeg"


Now take a second look and also make sure that it is set to maximum.


If thats the case then remember your toggled choice and name it either "active banner" or "inactive banner" this will save us time on issues we will run into when saving out tomorrows stuff.Also these guys go in your "Source" folder for now.



Okay the good news is this porition of the tutorial is over.




The bad news is tomorrow it gets more wordy. If you had trouble following any of these steps let me know and I can try and help you out as much as I can. Tomorrow I have a ton of running around like a chicken with my head cut off to do so I will upload bigger files to my website for all of you who cant see. Today you have successfully made your navigation here is your badge to put on your blog for completing this tutorial:

Blogger vs Clem an epic battle

For the past month me and blogger have been fighting. My pages wouldnt load and I couldnt respond to comments even though I was clearly logged in under my name. It even got to the point in which blogger thought it was cool enough to not load the word captchas. Which meant I couldnt respond to blogs and that made me hulk mad.
So then Blogger is like whats that Clem? You wanna respond to comments?? SO it gives me a captcha but tells me that it didnt load and that I am crazy.
So now finally to everyone who's blog has been lacking that extra clem spice I have commented. I have ran through blogs and left smart or witty...possibly even boring comments and I feel achieved.
So you can take that Blogger and suck it...watch this post not even post.

The score is:
Blogger: 95 Clem: 1

Lol, you may have won the battles blogger but I will win the war!!!Also if anyone owns "Strong Hold Crusader" you can play online with me sometime and let me own you!!!!!!!!

So for what its worth if you need any information on cool sites that expand behind etsy and beyond blogger check out Works In Progress she is up on everything!

The Brain Fart

Today I got to chillax for about 20 mins online with littlepapoose and it was awesome. There was laughter and pink stripper shirts and I seriously think I might need to get myself a fancy pair of glasses. Not because I cant see but because it would make me look more dignified.
*sniffs my business sweater* It smells like...well you dont need to know that. Lol, tonight I am going to see Lady Black Smith Mambazo and its going to be awesome. Yes AWESOME. Its all about getting out and seeing amazing things while I am still young. Also I am rather snazzy when cleaned up. So I may come home with a few awesome pictures...oh wait I cant.
The Dirty Flaggs are doing a photoshoot today and have my camera. Lol, wow how did I forget that. I got this awesome letter in the mail today from my Aunt which reminded me that I am behind two times on inkihandmade's postcard. I think we decided on this week but alas brain fart.
Lol, this is the most scatter brained blog I have posted to date and I am glad you read it.
This is one of my original easter banner ideas before I went to the chicks:

I'm On A Boat

Faeried Treasures completely got me addicted to the song "I'm on a boat" by The Lonely Island and I cant stop playing it. Its like more than amazing...its awesome.
Lol, anyway Time Warner came today and fixed my internet connection and by that I mean he fixed my modem setting. It turned out that my wireless router was set to shut off at the same time everyday which made me think something was wrong with my internet. It shuts off for a minute everyday which in computer time means 10 minutes.
Also maintenance came in today and it was like my favorite guy. He quickly fixed my ceiling and is coming back after lunch to clean up the mess. Like sometimes he vacuums my floor or will repaint the walls. Its like beyond cool when he does his job.I am sure it could be the fact that I have ta ta's that he does that but I like to think its more because I am awesome and less because I am a girl.
In other news I have a new banner for you guys...not going to post it on etsy of course. Lol, I mean I might who knows.
Also Blusparrow is trying to join team eeat which means we need like 10 positive feedbacks so we are having a retarded sale. Click here for more details:
CLICK ME I'M ON A BOAT

I am not sure about how I handled the text on this one but I think the graphics came out perfect.
Sunflowers and Stars:

What goes up must come down...like my ceiling

Normally today would be a tutorial but due to recent events I have not had time this morning to make one. As most of you know 95% of my readers lol. My bathroom ceiling fell in...out...caved...hmmm I am sure there are more terms. Anyway this happened at 3am in the morning and I got dicked around by maintenance who still hasnt shown up.
I have a busy day today as it is but now I can't even smell clean for it. Lol, I took a shower yesterday but its not the same I want to take a shower today. So now I am a very pissed and grumbly panda of rage and awesomeness. If this isnt fixed before tomorrow...hell it doesnt even have to be fixed someone just needs to come in and actually look at it you can assume that I am going to be a raging ball of unforgiving Clem...which isnt actually good.

Now let me explain this I dont have a temper problem I just have a short fuse. Now this fuse is lined with gasoline and sometimes just sometimes I explode into a mass of curse words and shaking fists. Exhibit a. would be "dayhomemama" when she called me a loser and told me I make digital crap. I can take a couple of black jokes..the watermelon, the fried chicken, the grape soda...because I actually do like those things but I dont take being called a loser or my craft being called crap too nicely.
Now there are times when I dont pop my lid when someone lights the fuse. I just let it harbor. I am grunge holder so basically what happens is I push it back for another day and when they least expect it I will be there baseball hat and gag in hand.
Otherwise I am a pretty happy person. Lol, I am easily sold with candy and chicken...mmmm chicken. But this is a bit much for me.

So needless to say I am on the road to pissed of revenge. So if you talk to me today and I am a bit moody just ignore that. Lol, but I can say that I am going to a concert tonight right after I write up the ufc preview and turn it in for this weeks paper. I then have to go make some "Chadder Jalapeno" stuff...etc etc etc.

In other news...I have a headache. lol

The Definition

What defines you? I have been wondering about this and I dont know why but I have wanted to ask that. Our fingerprints define us and our hair dna can tell on us but what defines us?
Lol, dont worry this wont become a tag blog from me but just a random question of thought. I spent most of yesterday night creating and laying down some extra ground work over at the sparrow and then I woke up this morning feeling ill. Its called you cant eat 40 bajillion calories of sugar and buffalo chicken and think everything is okay. *shivers*
Anyway back to that defining thing.When people talk about you what do they say? I can be compared to any number of movie characters but what makes you...well you?
Hmmm...btw fat vampires do exist!!!!!
*clears throat*
So this is my summary of me:
My name means kindness in spanish and I am a pretty kind person but I do have an arse-hole stretch streak of verbal sayings. Lol, I love to eat food ie why I probably need to find a way to make myself gold to be truly buddha. I can't spell well but I can design my pants off! I also suck with my english grammar.

But I dont have a definition. What is your definition of yourself? What defines you? What makes you, you?

Safety Dance

I cant express how happy I am to have a ton of blue vinyl...because in retrospect I probably shouldnt have shelled out the cash for it. Lol, the auction got crazy and I was so cheap that I let it get the best of me until I spent $60 a roll on two 200 feet rolls of Blue Vinyl. My pocket shattered but my heart loved...loved me for who I am. Needless to say Clem will be putting in extra work time for the next two weeks because SHE for some reason was too cool for school and wanted two sets of blue vinyl.
My father came down at 7:45am in the morning which in Clem time was about an hour earlier than he should have.I was having weird dreams about the Simpsons. Mr burns was like Wyielelele Coyote and I was all about it. We got lost 3 times because I was tired and couldnt navigate we then got lost in the parking lot of the building we needed to get into lol.
Needless to say two auctions later and a roll of window cling printables I was in like swim wear. So expect to for sure see some window cling ware coming from me. Its going to be all clem-a-fied of course. I wont sell it for 10 dollars on some card stock like SOME people on etsy do...you know who I am talking about!!!!
In other news my crush is sick so give her some love by buying things from me. Lol, love how I stuck that in there right? In other great great news I am in love with Mike's Hemp Bracelets...yes I know it can never be but he is just so awesome. Its like if I ever wake up a man its on Mike!
Also snowboarding coming up soon and a bunch of fun little craft fairs. I am going to post a calendar on that side>>>>>>>>>> of my blog to eventually let you guys know where you can find me. If you want to support someone who I support that gets very little love or attention click here.
Other than that its a wrap....vinyl wrap :D
*plays the safety dance song*
ooooh yeah and heathenshearth last I checked was having a blog give-a-way I did not enter because it would be bias seeing as we are all like cuddle buddies but!!! Everyone else should :)

Bonjure Brochure

I was awoken by a car accident outside. Its a sound that everyone knows. The crushing of plastic and that skidding of tires that you can feel in your bones. You wonder if someone is hurt of what they hit. Part of you needs to see the mess and the drama unfold even if it is life threatening. I on the other hand rolled over and said "Why...todays Wednesday...wait what day is today? I dont want to go to the auction....what day is today?" *looks at clock* "Its 9am, what day is it????" After about an hour of arguing with myself over what day it is I got up. Its Thursday which means I need to go to the mfn auction. I DONT WANT TO. Its about 27 F outside and I dont want to think. I think of an elaborate lie or story to tell about why I am not there and then give up and play in chat. Along the way I talk to Sojourn Curiosities who tells me "Its snowing outside". I am like snow? What? I look outside my window to find the street covered with ice. About an inch thick which is big enough to cover the whole street up to the curb. There is a man outside who works for the city poking at the ice with a stick. Now he gets paid 15 an hour to poke ice with a stick while I get paid what? Exactly, anyway after about 20 mins of poking he realizes that he should poke harder and then begins to poke harder. Its not an ice pick, its not a spade, and not whale harpoon but indeed a stick.
I sit back down and send the auction an email tell them that I will be over tomorrow morning. Tell a quick sweet lie about my car being frozen in the block of ice. I then call them an hour later to seal the deal and to my luck the construction works outside are literally pulling up the streets to get to the watermain pipe that broke. The perfect background setting for the perfect lie.
In other news I finished my cookies from Charlie Carter :(. Also I got this sweet burn on my tongue from eating pasta that was too hot. It looks like a snake but cooler cause its my tongue.
I also started introducing my real life work into my etsy store. Of course I am still using etsy users as examples instead of corporate identities but whatever keeps me from a lawsuit. Anyway you can now buy custom brochures from me :)
Which is a cool feature because now you guys dont have to ask if I make them anymore. Now you know. "The more you know, GI JOE"
Bonjour Brochure *tips my paris like hat*

In other other news Mike of Mike's Hemp Bracelets gave me this thingie. I am supposed to like spam about oooooh 10...5.....some random number of you all with this to get you to participate more in the community circle and prove that you actually read my blog but alas as we all know I wont. Lol, in other news I still got an award so you can suck it Dayhomemamma!!!!!!!!!!




If I were to tag 5 people though it would be:
Inkihandmade :P
Lanee Crochet
Auntie Dis
Heathens Hearth (Misty or Amy)
Isabella

Lol, but you dont have to if you dont want to. For the rules of this whole award read this here

Clem = Cookie Squared

I am having an odd week it seems but what makes the week better is COOKIES! Magical glorious cookies. Yes cookies. If I have to say it one more time I think I will make everyone jealous. Lol, anyway yesterday I recieved 3 packages in the mail 2 were from Chase Bank and one was from Charlie Carter. Whom if you haven't noticed I had a bit of a kid crush on. Lol, I pushed her in the mud and laughed and then bought her a gift like all little kids do. So when I got the box I got all giddy and upset. Lol, I became upset because I couldn't get it open. Lol I even took a box cutter to it and still couldn't get it open! So then I just ripped it open and inside were double chocolate macadamia nut cookies. Oh sweet baby jesus did I cream myself.
So after I ate like 4 I went back to doing the normal Clem business...and then I went right back to the cookies. Lol, in other news I made a new Easter banner but today not yesterday I was too busy eating cookies. My other chick banner sold what within like 3 days of posting and went to an awesome home so I made a new one with a baby rooster. Speaking of babies littlepapoose's ninja bunnies spawned a bajillion lovely little babies and are now available in her shop. :)

Douche Bags, C-rags, and Old Hags

So yesterday was quite the entertaining day for my inbox as everyone has read and I of course couldn't resist responding back for the third time. Lol, I have an addiction to having the last word and it is the one thing that keeps me from backing down in an argument even if I am wrong. Last night though however was not the case. Me and V went to karaoke and plowed out some songs but there was this one guy who was truly a male ass hat. I got there about 10 mins before V and we had a huge miscommunication. She thought we were meeting at her house and I thought we were meeting at the bar. So I sat down and began to flip through the song book when this homeless bag man strolls up and sits down with me. Now, if you have ever seen me you can imagine that you just dont do that. Lol, I'm dressed in all black, wearing a black hat, and blue gloves. I'm just too cool for school and I am also black myself. Lol, so I give the guy the look. You know which look I am talking about. The one where you are confused as to why someone who you dont know is either talking to you or sitting down by you. I laugh though and shrug it off and continue to flip through the book of songs. This is where he crosses the line. He gets up from around the table and sits next to me. Whoa, really? You are a homeless bag man rolling a cigg at the table and you sit next to me?????? In my head all I keep thinking is "I am going to kill V." By some sure grace she walks in the door and I scream at her. "V!!!!" Lol, I have never grabbed my stuff so fast in my life.
V gets plastered as normal and goes on stage and sings a song by the Vonbondies. There is this complete tool standing by me and he goes "Don't f-up my song. I love this show." and I am like whoa. When you go out with Clem you dont get heckled and if you do its by me. Lol, those are the rules. She gets off the stage and I am like dude V this guy is being a douche. (douche is my favorite bad word just in case you didnt know)
She is wasted by this point and says "I am going to get all MILF in his face." and by MILF she is referring to the woman who was on Real Chance at Love. I am like whoaaaa there tiger. Luckily it gets to the point in which V has to leave because she has work and no fight is had. I get home and start to settle down and my friend calls me and wants to come over its 1:30am sure why not. Lol, I love a good late night nesting eye. He brings me heart shaped cookies from Cheryl and Co and has the biggest grin on his face and says "This is for my Clemmy." I was like awwww. Alas he got none though lol.

The rest of the argument:
She then Says:

Listen, you're obviously got nothing better to do, and such a loser that you had to resort to swearing and nasty names because you obviously cannot think of better ways to use your tiny little brain. I just opened shop in January, so ya 7 sales, is not bad really, do the math jerk! You've been open since October last year, hope things go well for you and I certainly hope you don't treat your clients like this....so ya, I am not worried, considering card making is a hobby for me.....and our economy hasn't tanked just yet. Anyhow, keep up with the cute little fantasies about what my sex life is like, have fun.
BTW, you obviously give a shit what I wrote or you'd be smart enough never to write back!

And I then Say:
I've put more effort and money into my business then your silly card shop. I am sorry that you think that by some weird chance in heaven you are worth more than you are. So if you are bigger than me don't respond to this. Don't even open your mouth to breath. Lord knows it would only come out smelling like the crap you have spoke. You must remember that I was being polite when I first contacted you and you turned this into a bout of idiocy when you called me a loser. Oh, don't cry its okay that you dont know the difference between nice people and douche bags....I figured you would though seeing as you are a douche and it takes one to know one and in this case you didn't know the difference between your pee hole and your ass hole.
Oh and here are some numbers for you:
My Computer: $2,000
ADOBE Creative Master Suite: $2,499
Wacom Tablet: $180

So the next time you want to try and use me as a social tampon for your lack of awesomeness remember you are better than me and therefore dont have to respond to this. So when you go to sleep at night you can roll over and say "I won" and masturbate to the idea of it. All the while not responding to this because you are better than me and after all your economy isnt in a downward spiral right? I will remember to post you actually saying that somewhere. Lol, wait what am I saying you dont know your peehole from your asshole. Just remember you are better than me. Lol, now go wash out that dirty social hole you have so you can fuck off and leave this tampon alone. Lol, fucking idiot.

Here is my newest Easter Banner:

Dead Banana = Bad Banana

It is with a sad broken heart that I tell everyone of the death of someone close to me. Yesterday after the Valentines Day activities everything was going good but something went wrong. We were all laughing and joking and then the next thing I know there was angry voices ...soon the only thing left was an engraved ring.A ring made by a scorch path of light. The ring became a memory of what was and could have been. 3 months of hard work and tender love to be washed away in one instance. Ladies and Gents I am talking about the death of my rock band. I spent $202.81 on a game to have my Xbox eat it like candy. I spent most of last night taking pictures of my characters for todays funeral...
Lol, but f that! I woke up early today and went down to the game stop and got myself a handy dandy new game. Free of course. So now I can play rock band as happy as a clam...well Clem :)

I got this from littlepapoose so I am posting this here:
(X) Gone on a blind date
(X) Skipped school
( ) Watched someone die
(X) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Mexico
(X) Been to Florida
( ) Been to Hawaii
(X) Been on a plane
( ) Been on a helicopter
(X) Been lost - more than once!
(X) Gone to Washington, DC
(X) Swam in the ocean
() Cried yourself to sleep
(X) Played cops and robbers
(X) Recently colored with crayons
(X) Sang Karaoke
(X) Paid for a meal with coins only
( ) Been to the top of the St. Louis Arch
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(X) Made prank phone calls
( ) Been down Bourbon Street in New Orleans
(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose & elsewhere
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
( ) Danced in the rain-naked
(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus
() Been kissed under the mistletoe
() Watched the sunrise with someone
(X) Blown bubbles
() Gone ice-skating
(X) Gone to the movies
( ) Been deep sea fishing
() Driven across the United States
( ) Been in a hot air balloon
( ) Been sky diving
() Gone snowmobiling
( ) Lived in more than one country
(X) Lay down outside at night and admired the stars while listening to the crickets
(X) Seen a falling star and made a wish
( ) Enjoyed the beauty of Old Faithful Geyser
() Seen the Statue of Liberty
( ) Gone to the top of Seattle Space Needle
() Been on a cruise
(X) Traveled by train
() Traveled by motorcycle
(X) Been horse back riding
( ) Ridden on a San Francisco CABLE CAR
() Been to DisneyWorld
(X) Truly believe in the power of prayer
( ) Been in a rain forest
( ) Seen whales in the ocean
( ) Been to Niagara Falls
(X) Ridden on an elephant
( ) Swam with a sea lion
( ) Been to the Olympics
( ) Walked on the Great Wall of China
( ) Saw and heard a glacier calf
( ) Been spinnaker flying
( ) Been water-skiing
() Been snow-skiing
( ) Been to Westminster Abbey
( ) Been to the Louvre
(x) Swam in the ocean
(X) Been to a Major League Baseball game
( ) Been to a National Football League game
(X) Played in the snow

MY BANDS:
The Brothers Divide:


Luke n Lace:



Blu Sparrow:




Siler Penis:

Love like Gold Baby!

I had very weird day yesterday that I am going to skip over simply because of the fact that it is Valentine's Day. I am nerding out today with close friends who happen to all be single. Lol, I wonder if there is a trend going around. We are having terriyaki grilled steaks, some sides, and lovely lovely chocolate cake for dinner followed with a rock band marathon.Even if I was dating someone it would have ended with awesome eats and very nice evening. So my Valentines is going to go perfect to the idea of Clem. I wont be a downer today like everyone else and it makes me giggle that all those people who did plan something special for that special someone is getting dissed by hail, rain, sleet, and snow. So while you may love your love even if for only today the weather hates you lol.

Anyway here is a little shiny goodie for everyone to be all happy about because Clem love is love like gold baby!

Because ONLY Mike can can

Today I got a package in the mail from Mike's Hemp Bracelets and I must say I am very impressed. On Mike's blog he had a give away of awesomeness and I entered for the giggle factor and actually one something. I opened the package to find a keychain inside with a note written in Mike's handwriting and a ziploc package with his card. I took out the keychain and glanced over it. Perfect color choice for me on Mike's end and part of me wanted to bite it. I knew then that I had to test it the only way I knew how. So I commenced operation "trying to fuck it up". I pulled and I tugged and I yanked and this mofo is sturdy. His braiding is tight and not a single loose strand or gaping hole. I can only imagine what the rest of his products look like and I would advise that everyone at least try something from his store.With craftsmanship like this who knows, Mike could one day be on the map for awesome hemp bracelets and you could be one of his first original buyers.

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Ha ha if you actually clicked that it went to Mike's Etsy store.
I sold one of my first banners today and I am proud to have sent it off to a good home! In other news I waked a 1 mile today what did you do with your life?