Making Soap Babies

Misty of Heathen's Hearth was like "Awwww poor Clem. Being so super awesome but losing the war. " So she flew down on her creamy soap dragon and landed in a pool of my clear soap armies blood and walked across the field of soapy awesomeness to me. As I stood there completely bewildered after the raping my men had received she reach out and offered me a gift. Something so awesome I think I tinkled a bit in my armor.
I stood up and shook the tinkle out of my armor and turned towards my men. In my hand was the glory of war. The battle trophy fit for all of Mc Hardy. Ladies and gentlemen it was SOAP. But not just any soap THEE SOAP to end all battles forever. It was "The Clem". A soap so beautiful and that was both creamy and clear.
Babies were instantly born, men cried, and most of all the women of the land stripped to bathe with this Orange Pomegrante glory. Waterfalls bore new springs for nymphs and fauns to play in. It was amazing.
And now you too can have a piece of this glory! Of this great kingdom of..."The Clem"!




Now I know I know I know I know(yes I KNOW), everyone was all Clem you lost ha ha. But indeed I am the victor with such a sweet scent as Orange Pomegrante who wouldnt like to smell as awesome as me.

Tonight even Heathen's Hearth is having an sns sale! You know what that means right? If you dont its a saturday night sale which means a chance to buy the Clem at an awesome price
10% off your total purchase of $10 or more and a free lip balm in your choice of flavor for every $10 spent!


Get in on this I command thee!!! Okay if it didnt work for me getting votes I know it wont work now. Lol, but still enjoy the sale!

Clem of Hardy Mc Clear

I lost...with great skills I leaped over creamy soap moats and shot dragons made of creamy soaps in the eye and it wasnt enough. I give in....
Misty the Mosity Cream Girl : 3 billion
Clem of Hardy Mc Clear: .....2.5

It seems that even though clear soap still sells more on etsy creamy soap is preferred. I wonder why?

Anyway I lost so here is my end of the wager. Misty gets a girlie banner because she wanted one and I was like not by the hair of my chinny chin chin. So it seems she grabbed some of that invisible hair ripped it out and served it with a nice cool glass of "Yeah now what bitch!"

SO for you Misty you best use this banner ya hear? Or I's bee comin by real soon...real soon.



So with that being said wouldnt it be awesome if there was like a soap that was both creamy and clear? One that was both orange and blue??? Like my awesome logo????? I wonder.......

VHAT? VHAT? VHAT??????

Come on really guys?? Everyone is loving the creamy soap better??? Cause I am shaking my fist at all of you here is the score so far:
Misty: 9
Clem: 2


Lol, you people make me sick! Lol, voting is still going on but you can only vote once of course. I will tally everything up at the end. So if you want you can continue to vote in yesterdays blog or todays. I dont care just vote for me!!!!



So I may have lost day one of the battle but I mean thats normally how the story goes right???????

So whats your pick? Creamy or Clear soap?

THIS IS CLEMART

I got the most amazing package from Nemsis Productions yesterday. It was SOAP. I love SOAP. If there is one thing that makes me check my bank account for spending money its when I see a soap shop on etsy. I get all oooooooooooh and aaaaaaaaaaaah. And then I am mmmmmmmm.
So needless to say I used like two bars because taking two showers a day makes sense when you have insane amounts of soap. I lathered and scrubbed, danced and loved, and used...used a little too much soap. Lol
So then I got into a discussion Misty of Heathens Hearth and I told her that people prefer clear colored soaps and she told me that people prefer creamy soaps. We both stated our cases but it does neither of us any good I needs some help!
Lol, or you can vote for her I dont care, either way which do you prefer?



THIS IS CLEMART!!!!!!!!! *kicks a man made of creamy soap into a gape'n pit like in 300* Clemartans!!! What is your profession?
*crowd of awesomeness says*
"DESIGN!"
Lol, okay I am getting carried away.

But seriously leave a comment. Which do you prefer creamy or clear soaps?